I am infinitely grateful that I am not a single parent. Infinitely. Single parents, I kiss your feet. You are even more amazing than I previously thought. And that’s saying a lot.
I am also thankful for the “sliver” approach to pumpkin pie. It means that the sliver sisters – me, my mother, my aunt, and my great-aunt – were able to attack two-thirds of a pumpkin pie tonight in itty bitty tiny pieces. No one actually ate a piece but somehow miraculously at the end of 6 minutes there it was, gone!
I feel ill.