Well-Intentioned Clueless Person: Congratulations on your new baby! Did you have him, or did NSG have him?
Me: Thanks! Actually, he’s adopted.
WICP: Where is he from?
Me: Crazy State
WICP: You mean Crazy State, here in the U.S?
Me: That’s the one.
WICP: Wow! You are like, the only person to adopt an American baby!