Among the three of us, we have: jet lag, 2 stomach bugs, a correlating pile of vomit-covered laundry (sorry), A BROKEN TOILET, a snowed-in car, and a missing magnet to open our child-proof cabinets.
Team Round is Funny is OUT.
*** ETA: Toilet fixed, magnet found (in the shredder), car dug out, laundry done, jet lag mostly resolved. Kid still vomitocious, wife still just a little pathetic, daycare closed. It’s definitely progress, but only for a Monday.
Round is funny 
ohhhhhhh. feel better, all of you, soon.
What kind of kid locks take a magnet? I’ve not seen those.
Oh- and I hope that you all get better soon.
Ugh. Ugh. And Ugh Squared.
Oh no! I hope that the 3 of you will be feeling better soon.